My Nan & Hitler, Going to Jail & Dating Services
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My Nan & Hitler, Going to Jail & Dating Services
My nan survived everything Hitler threw at her.
Ironically, she'll probably die this winter from having a gas bill bigger than his.
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My brother took to being sent to jail really bad.
He refused all offers of food and drink, spat and swore at anyone who came hear him, and smeared the wall with his own sh!t.
After that, we never played monopoly again
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I'll never join one of those online dating service, I prefer to meet someone the old fashioned way...
Through alcohol and poor judgement
Ironically, she'll probably die this winter from having a gas bill bigger than his.
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My brother took to being sent to jail really bad.
He refused all offers of food and drink, spat and swore at anyone who came hear him, and smeared the wall with his own sh!t.
After that, we never played monopoly again
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I'll never join one of those online dating service, I prefer to meet someone the old fashioned way...
Through alcohol and poor judgement
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